We received lots of love from our readers this month, with captions
coming in steady the last several weeks. Entries were heavy on dating
puns and Valentine one-liners. As expected, the ‘stolen heart’ was the
most common theme among the entries. It was fun to see some readers
took their entries in unexpected directions, playing off of details in
A few of the winners represented the best in a category of captions.
When several readers submit different versions of the same great
caption, we award the best executed of bunch.
And the winners for February are...
“Don’t worry Miss, #3 won’t get bail – he’s a flight risk.” – Roger Strell, Amherst NY
"He turned to a life of crime since Tinder..." – Denise Flis, West Seneca NY
"Number three is here a lot but we can't prosecute – it's always consensual" – J.S. Merkle, Cuba NY
"We know this cupid. And he's not OK." – William Coyle, Flushing NY
"He gives love a bad name." – Susan Gale Wickes, Richmond IN
"Besides my ex, it looks like number 3 has made other bad choices." – Jack Sullivan, Kenmore NY
"Officer, #2 is literally wearing my purse, so yeah...I'm sure he's the one." – Ellen Decoux, Tonawanda NY
"Didn't you tell Cupid smoking would stunt his growth?" – William Algeri, Amherst NY
"Which one was his wingman?" – Gwendolyn Jervis-White, Buffalo NY
"We nabbed him for bow hunting without a license, stalking and indecent exposure, not to mention trying to mess up some political careers." – Kathy Pearce, Wilson NY
"Lady, ya' lookin' for love in all the wrong places." – Jack Jeziorski, East Aurora NY
"It's strange, he only assaults single people." – Rich Wolf, Westminster MD
"Number 3 looks familiar to me, but no, it’s definitely Number 4 who stole my heart." – Chuck Taylor, Phoenix AZ
"He claims he's the god of drunken one-night stands." – Mike Johnson, Cuba NY
Story topics: Caption Contest