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5 questions Sully should ask Gaga

Buffalo News Bills Columnist Jerry Sullivan will be attending Lady Gaga's news conference at 1 p.m. today, during which the "Mother Monster" will discuss her Super Bowl 51 Halftime Show appearance, and probably a few random Gaga-esque matters as well.

I did Sully a solid by compiling a list of questions he should ask the diminutive superstar while he has the chance.

You're welcome, Jerry!

The news conference will be broadcast live on the NFL Network.

  1.  Which man with the initial TB is hotter – Tony Bennett or Tom Brady?
  2.  The NFL has denied an "Entertainment Tonight" report that you were told not to mention President Trump during your performance, so you are free to do so, should you desire to. If you do, aren’t you afraid that Bill Belichick will partially deflate your stage, or something?
  3.  You were recently spotted rocking a football-shaped handbag. Was that handbag inflated to NFL regulation standards? Is it a Wilson, and does it have the official Roger Goodell autograph on it? Because otherwise, we might be talking suspension …
  4.  You were a guest on Fox Sports with Michael Strahan, and you revealed some knowledge regarding a defensive tackle's job in a 3-4 scheme. Bearing this in mind – why is Tom Brady such a cheater? Seriously. Why?
  5.  You told Fox Sports you've been planning this since you were 4. Why didn’t you just play the Halftime Show when you were 4? That would've been 1991, when the Bills played the Giants. Maybe we would've won if you had been there, instead of New Kids on the Block, who were pretty lousy that day, if I recall. Things might've been different. I mean, what did Scott Norwood ever do to you?
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