1. NO SAND TRAPS
John Daly tweets that he'll be spending his Masters Week at the Hooters of Augusta. Now there's a tradition unlike any other.
2. CHECK YOUR PROGRAM
Mike Stanton of the Marlins has decided to use his real first name, Giancarlo, from now on. Everyone can sing along with this one -- he really is the player to be named later.
3. YOU'RE COMING WITH ME
The Fiesta Bowl reportedly owes $136,000 in back taxes to the federal government. It might be tough to place a football game in jail.
4. BEST FRIENDS
Canisius will formally announce the hiring of St. Bonaventure graduate Jim Baron as its head basketball coach today. In other news, the Hatfields and the McCoys will be staging a Sunday brunch together later in the month.
5. STEP ON IT
Ryan Newman averaged 78 miles per hour in winning Sunday's NASCAR race at Martinsville. That's not fast enough to capture a race from Buffalo to Toronto on the QEW.
-- Budd Bailey