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Five Spot / Quick hitters on the light side

1. WHAT'S IN A NAME?

Linsanity, it appears, hasn't spread to Thoroughbred racing yet. Winforlin, a winless 11-1 long shot, ran in Monday's third race at Santa Anita -- and came in sixth.

2. PREGNANT PAUSE

How's this for poetic justice? New Athletics signee Manny Ramirez -- who once tested positive for a female fertility drug -- has to sit out the season's first trimester.

3. NO-REPEAT RULE

The Astros' opening-day lineup this season might not have a single player who started the 2011 opener. Looks like they can scratch "Goin' Back To Houston" from the stadium play list.

4. IT'S CROWDED IN COACH

How about that 21-man Miami Dolphins coaching staff? "Lot of specialists there," admitted Greg Cote of the Miami Herald. "I think the backup long snapper has his own coach."

5. CLOWN SHOW

TNT's Kenny Smith, on the play of the hapless Washington Wizards: "I'm just waiting for the bucket with the confetti to come out one night."

-- Dwight Perry, Seattle Times