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Five Spot / Quick hitters on the light side

1. FOLLOW THE LEADER

An orange-striped tabby cat that ran away from its home in Florida has been found -- more than 2,000 miles away on a snowy street in Colorado, according to The Associated Press.

So what's the big deal?

Just another Tim Tebow follower.

2. BOWLS FOR 20, ALEX

Which team has not won a Rose Bowl since Woodrow Wilson was the president? (Hint: the school is playing in the game next week.)

-- Washington & Jefferson

-- Harvard

-- Oregon

-- Columbia

-- Northwestern

3. FLEECED

A man was arrested in South Dakota for passing $20 bills that were low-tech color photocopies, according to Sioux Falls police.

It was the worst case of forgery, experts say, since the Astros tried to pass off their club as a major-league team.

4. LOSING THEIR WAY

Drivers reported having to dodge a reindeer last week on an Ohio highway before a patrolman was able to harness the animal, which had fallen from the back of a truck.

Those who witnessed it said they haven't seen anything so out of its league since the Cleveland Browns' last game.

5. DON'T CLEAN YOUR PLATE

The United Kingdom Anti-Doping Association has warned athletes that eating liver can increase the risk of testing positive for clenbuterol, an anabolic agent.

Why stop there, kids around the world are asking. What about broccoli and Brussels sprouts?

-- Scott Hanson, Seattle Times