1. BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE
Former Florida State coach Bobby Bowden (above) says he's not missing out on much football since retiring. "I enjoy watching 'em at home," he said. "I don't have to fight traffic."
2. PARR FOR THE COURSE
RJ Currie of SportsDeke.com, after Canadian Andrew Parr missed earning his 2012 European Tour card by two strokes: "I can't help thinking Parr will never be more than a scratch golfer."
3. HI, DAD
After being waived by the Phoenix Suns on Thursday, Mickael Pietrus later Tweeted, "I have decided to be part of The Boston Celtics Family." He's now checking to see how long adoption procedures take.
4. VACATION PLAN
The Chicago Cubs were one of several major league teams to put in a bid for Japanese pitcher Yu Darvish. The Texas Rangers won the bidding, even though the Cubs guaranteed Darvish he would have every October off.
5. SECOND BEST
Mavericks forward Shawn Marion says the Mavericks are not getting their due respect for winning the NBA championship last season. Maybe he was referring to the NBA's Christmas Day promotion: "LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh defend their runner-up title against the Mavericks."
-- News Staff & Wire Services