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Five Spot / Quick hitters on the light side

BRONCO BUSTING

Patriots coach Bill Belichick finally figured out the formula for beating Tim Tebow. I don't know about you, but I just don't see Chan Gailey doing the pregame human sacrifice.

JERSEY BOUNCE

Middle-aged rocker Jon Bon Jovi refuted rumors of his death, saying "Heaven looks a lot like New Jersey." Wasn't that the title of the Kris Humphries-Kim Kardashian wedding special on E?

GARDEN HOSING

The New York Knicks removed the $300 courtside seats set aside for people in wheelchairs, who now will have to pay $2,850 to sit courtside. Forget Zuccotti Park, how about Occupy Spike Lee?

HIT THE ROAD, 'NIQUE

Dominique Wilkins and mascot Harry The Hawk passed out Atlanta Hawks promotional items at a toll booth on Georgia State Highway 400. Wilkins did more passing Tuesday than in 15 seasons in the NBA.

URBAN'S LEGEND

Ohio State's one-year bowl ban means that Urban Meyer's first year coaching there won't include a postseason appearance. You know, like in amateur sports.

-- Greg Connors