1. AHEAD OF HIS TIME
Terrelle Pryor (above) has been suspended for the start of the NFL season, even though he's not playing in that league yet. That's impressive; even Adam "Pac-Man" Jones and Michael Vick haven't done that.
2. ADDITION PROBLEM
The Big Ten Conference has ruled out expansion in the near future. I guess having 12 teams in the Big Ten makes perfect sense, while 14 or 16 is illogical.
3. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE?
A Miami booster has told reporters that he gave millions of dollars of illegal benefits to the school's football players. Translation: Nevin Shapiro paid people like Willie McGahee a great deal of money to pretend that they liked him.
4. "AND NOT GECKO"
Meadowlands Stadium will soon be called MetLife Stadium through a 20-year, $400 million naming rights deal. For that sort of money, Ralph Wilson might be willing to change his name to "Geico Insurance."
5. ADDING SOME MUSCLE
A brawl took place last week during a basketball game between Georgetown and China's Bayi Rockets. Hoyas coach John Thompson is checking to see if Rob Ray has any collegiate eligibility left.
-- Budd Bailey