MOUTH THAT ROARED
Charles Barkley referred to truTV -- one of the networks carrying NCAA Tournament games -- as the white people's version of BET. Jalen Rose says Barkley went too far.
BY THE NUMBERS
The newest U.S. census numbers were rough on our area. Even the population of Pominville dropped.
Motocross star James "Bubba" Stewart was arrested in Orlando after using police car lights he bought at a flea market to pull over other motorists. Stewart was charged with impersonating Lindsay Lohan.
LET THE CHIPS FALL
The Fiesta Bowl fired CEO John Junker, who is accused of reimbursing employees for political contributions. In the words of Brent Musberger, it cost him all the Tostitos.
NOT EASY BEING GREEN
A Columbia University football player was arrested on charges that he ordered 42 fake IDs from a website. If that weren't bad enough, the plastic in the IDs also got him kicked out of the school's ecology club.
-- Greg Connors