THE TOP FIVE REASONS SOCCER SUPERSTAR MARTA SIGNED WITH WNY FLASH
5. She heard about the 15 percent employee discount on hot dogs at Sahlen's Sports Park.
4. Got an e-mail from Baby Joe Mesi inviting her to Buffalo and she thought it was from Lionel Messi.
3. Her agent told her "you're taking your talents to New York."
2. Coincidentally, she had just bought Terrell Owens' key to the city on eBay.
1. Two words: Chef's drive-through.
-- Greg Connors