1. New England Patriots
Death. Taxes. Patriots reign.
2. Philadelphia Eagles
T.O. to write autobiography titled, "Me, Myself & I: A love story."
3. Indianapolis Colts
Can Corey Simon put 'em over top?
4. Pittsburgh Steelers
Big Ben had 32.8 rating in preseason. So what?
5. Carolina Panthers
Detroit XL or bust.
6. Atlanta Falcons
Peerless should have been washing Michael Vick's car.
7. Minnesota Vikings
The offense will be fine without Randy.
8. San Diego Chargers
Wade Phillips dialing up blitzes today.
9. N.Y. Jets
Curtis Martin begins 37th year in league.
10. St. Louis Rams
Feeling good about Stephen Jackson.
11. Kansas City Chiefs
Feeling better about K.C. defense.
12. Baltimore Ravens
It's all up to Boller.
13. Denver Broncos
Made a lot of crummy offseason moves.
14. Jacksonville Jaguars
I'd play Leftwich in shotgun all day.
15. Cincinnati Bengals
Not sold on Bengals defense.
16. Dallas Cowboys
Rebuilt defense gets big test.
17. Buffalo Bills
Will win if they make fewer turnovers.
18. Houston Texans
Wondering whatever happened to Hoyle Granger.
19. Arizona Cardinals
Offense was putrid in preseason.
20. Oakland Raiders
Not a bad showing in opener.
21. Seattle Seahawks
Good AFC-NFC test today in J-Ville.
22. Green Bay Packers
Favre won't get much help from "D."
23. Detroit Lions
It's all up to Joey.
24. New Orleans Saints
The Tragically Hip didn't realize how right they were.
25. N.Y. Giants
Expecting improvement this year.
26. Washington Redskins
Gregg sending the kitchen sink today.
27. Tampa Bay
Let Cadillac pound the rock.
28. Tennessee Titans
Travis Henry due for some luck.
29. Chicago Bears
30. Cleveland Browns
Rooting for Romeo. He's a good guy.
31. Miami Dolphins
Waiting for Matt Leinart.
32. San Francisco 49ers
A rough year for Bay Area sports.