Congratulations to the Republicans. They won handily and now own both the White House and Congress. They promised more of the same, and I will hold them to it. Make sure the air we breathe and the water we drink remains polluted. See to it that the working poor remain poor and that fewer people have health insurance. Keep the cost of prescription drugs high and increase our dependency on foreign oil so that Arab dictators have enough money to repress their own people and fund the terrorists. Keep pushing family values while sending jobs overseas that put fathers and mothers out of work. Make sure our children continue to graduate from college burdened with debt.
Don't ever lose sight of the fact that what's right for corporate America is right for all Americans, and that science is the devil's work. Give whatever money's left for Social Security to crooked Wall Street moguls to squander, and then be let off the hook. Keep your office doors open to the rich and powerful and locked to the poor and desperate. And, most important of all, be sure to invade another country under false pretenses with an incompetent battle plan and no honorable exit strategy.