OLAF FUB SEZ: According to American essayist Agnes Repplier (1858-1950), "Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals." . . .
ON THIS DAY -- In 1859, British naturalist Charles Darwin published "On the Origin of Species" . . . In 1871, the National Rifle Association was incorporated. . . . In 1963, Jack Ruby shot and mortally wounded Lee Harvey Oswald, the accused assassin of President John F. Kennedy, seen live on television. . . .
ALL YOU CAN EAT spaghetti dinners will be served from 4 to 7 p.m. Dec. 4 in Trinity United Methodist Church, 711 Niagara Falls Blvd., Amherst. The tab will be $6 for adults, $3 for children 7 to 10 and free for 6 and younger. For information, call 835-7711. . . .
A LARGE TURNOUT is expected for the Saturday evening testimonial dinner for James Sullivan of Lockport at the Apple Orchard Inn in Medina. He will be honored as senior grand warden of the New York State Masons. Sullivan's election to the post is considered an important station among Masons in the state.
Sullivan, a teacher in Lockport city schools for 34 years, has been active with the Masons since 1979. . . .
MILITARY NOTES -- Army Pvt. Harold L. Peckenpaugh, a 2003 graduate of Alexander Central School and the son of Harold and Anita Peckenpaugh of Attica, has been assigned to duty in Iraq. He is regularly assigned to the 2nd Infantry Division, Eighth U.S. Army, based in South Korea. . . . Army National Guard Pfc. William J. Stypick, son of John and Sandy Stypick of Grand Island, has graduated from basic combat training at Fort Jackson, Columbia, S.C. . . . Air Force Airman Jonathan H. Granger, son of John and Pearl Granger of Pike and a 2001 graduate of Letchworth Central High School, has successfully completed basic military training at Lackland Air Force Base, San Antonio, Texas. . . .
HAPPY BIRTHDAY -- Minnie L. Davis, Charlie Staves, Scott Stumm, Kevin Braun, Mike Fox, Payton Iacobucci, James L. Black, Barb Reid, Debbie Fitch, Martha Prendergast, Mackenzie Jones, Christopher Blaise Fontana, Lynn McDonald, Noreen Spezio, Dale McKenzie, Laura Szmania.
AND THURSDAY -- Otis K. Goodwin, Allison Webb, Nitasha Seth, Sallye S. Chapman, Victor D. Crews, Rhetter L. Hall, Father Jack Ledwon, Hayley Safe, Sister Joann Boneski, Julie Higgins, Helen Noblett, Caleb Starzynski, Christopher Bushley, Mary Ellen Puleri, Maddison Miller, Lucas Maciejewski, Thomas Recktenwalt, Peggy Matwijko, Chester J. Paluch Jr., Bea Schreiber, Danielle Nixon.
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