A small child sneaks into the living room of his home where the family Christmas tree is located. The child turns on his flashlight to see a UPS delivery man unloading gifts to place under the tree.
The UPS Delivery Man says to the boy, "Hey, your parents did your Christmas shopping online, okay?"
POSTSCRIPT: UPS Deliver Man: "No, I don't have a beard. All the older guys cashed out their stock and retired."