Senator John McCain, a former Vietnam War POW, is locked inside of a small box under the hot sun. A Republican elephant, dressed in a Vietnamese army uniform, stands guard.
"I am announcing my candidacy for the President of the United States," McCain says through the small slit through the boxes' door.
The elephant replies, "Thank you Mr. McCaid. Now if you'll just confess your crimes of wrongly supporting campaign finance reform, we may let you out to exercise.
POSTSCRIPT: Elephant: "You can exercise your right to vote for George W. Bush.