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REFORM PARTY ODDBALLS HAVE STANDARDS

Reform Party big shots, Ross Perot and Jesse Ventura, stand talking to Pat Buchanan, who is considering a jump from the Republican Party to the Reform Party.

Ross Perot is dressed in a stereotypical cowboy outfit, with 10 gallon hat, big boots, a bandana and a lasso. Ventura is dressed in his wrestling tights and boots.

Looking at Buchanan, who is dressed as a caveman, Ventura says, "I don't know if you're right for us, Mr. Buchanan. The Reform Party needs somebody who won't make us look like a collection of weirdos. I was thinking Donald Trump, maybe."

POSTSCRIPT: Donald Trump thinks to himself, "TRUMP: THE COUNTRY"

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