OLAF FUB SEZ: According to English novelist Michael Arien (1895-1956), "Any man should be happy who is allowed the patience of his wife, the tolerance of his children and the affection of waiters." . . .
ON THIS DAY -- In 1066, William the Conqueror invaded England to claim the English throne. . . . In 1542, Portuguese navigator Juan Rodriguez Cabrillo arrived at present-day San Diego. . . .
Back To School The Children Be;
It Seems The Parents Are Full of Glee.
"The Summer's Done Us In," They Say.
"We've Had Our Fill Of Fun and Play."
-- Sharon Glass
QUILT SHOW -- Martha Falsone of the Kenmore Quilters' Patch sent word that the non-profit group will hold a quilt show from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Sunday at the Mang Cultural Center, 401 Mang Ave., Kenmore. She said proceeds will be given to the Cantalician Learning Center and the Lupus Foundation. . . .
PICNIC FOUNDER -- Capt. Gabe DiBernardo, a respected law man who headed some of the stranger murder investigations in Niagara County, has retired after 38 years in the North Tonawanda Police Department. His tenure included 12 years as chief of detectives, having headed hundreds of investigations. But Di Bernardo said one of his proudest accomplishments as a cop had nothing to do with arresting criminals. With help from local business men, DiBernardo founded the North Tonawanda High School's annual Senior Picnic. Police get food and drink donations for the annual bash and officers volunteer to serve the refreshments. "It all started 19 years ago. The seniors used to have their own pic nic. We had a very bad near-riot incident, with students drinking and throwing beer cans and stones at our officers, including me," Di Bernardo recalled. "So we started an alcohol-free picnic sponsored by the Police Department, and it has been a big success ever since." DiBernardo and his wife of 39 years, Beverly, plan to buy a mo tor home and do some traveling. ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY -- Raymond Braun, Bruce Wawrzyniak, Ed Gemza II, Mary Regal, Suzanne Tiranno, Joe Kremblas, Phyllis Panek, Danny Ohrum, Judi Oleksy, Michelle Gwodz, Irene Bognar, Terry McMullen, Maria DeSimone, Joseph Perison, Janet Pohle, Marilyn Walker, Kelly Liesel Kaczor, Ken Barraclough, JoAnne Walsh, David Storck, Donald Royster, Jean Wickett, Jimmy Gruber, Deborah Ondrejka, Pat Schwenk, Sabrina Hudson, Kathleen Braven, Dr. Laura Prendergast, Jessica Hughson.