I read the article about the fellow having problems with crows in Cheektowaga. I would gladly trade places with him.
I live in the heart of Buffalo, on one of the main arteries leading to downtown. Across from my house is a junkyard. Between 5:30 and 7 a.m., I have at least two or three diesel trucks standing in front of my house with their engines running, waiting for the junkyard to open.
In the summer, I have to keep all of my windows closed. I can't have cookouts because of the dust. And when the junkyard operates its crane, my whole house rumbles. Just be thankful you are putting up with crows, my friend.