Anchorwoman Diane Sawyer: "I am a known MTV addict, dancing around my apartment, certain that if Michael Jackson could only see me, he'd want me for backup."
Musician John Wesley Harding: "My favorite Mark Twain quote goes something like, 'If you don't lie in your life, you never have to remember anything.' "
Super stud actor Arnold Schwarzenegger: "You aren't likely to feel fantastic until you accept exercise as a way of life."
Author Thomas Berger: "Why do writers write? Because it isn't there."
The famous lawyer Clarence Darrow: "According to obituary notices, a mean and useless citizen never dies."