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If you haven't peeked at the forecast in a while, just know that #WeekendWashout is picking up steam on Twitter. The National Weather Service apparently started the trend, but we blame bearer-of-bad-news T.J. Pignataro. You know, Mother Nature, you should plan these intrusive events on Mondays and Tuesdays in April, not Saturdays and Sundays in late June. But, whatever. W…

The first five minutes of “Ted 2” include narration from the instantly recognizable voice of Patrick Stewart; enough profanity to make Joe Pesci blush; a wedding between a stuffed toy and his longtime, Boston-area girlfriend; a Busby Berkeley-esque musical number; a guy high on cocaine who maniacally jumps rope, punches a wedding guest in the face and hurls himself thr…