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OLAF FUB SEZ: According to actress and sex symbol Mae West, born on this date in 1893, “When I’m good, I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.” . . . KIDS’ NIGHT OUT – Flix in the Park, the free summer movie series in Pine Woods Park, off Schenck and Niagara streets in North Tonawanda, continues Friday with Disney’s 2016 computer-animated “…

OLAF FUB SEZ: According to poet Charles Bukowski, born on this date in 1920, “We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that death will tremble to take us.” . . . PRICE IS RIGHT – A free Family Day and Resource Fair for Niagara County residents will be held from 1:30 to 4:30 p.m. Friday at the New York State Power Authority, 5777 Lewiston Road, Le…

OLAF FUB SEZ: Advice from French military and political leader Napoleon Bonaparte, born on this date in 1769, “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” . . . HUNGRY? – St. James United Methodist Church, 4661 Porter Road, hosts a Chiavetta’s chicken barbecue from 3 to 6 p.m. Wednesday. Dinners are $10, drive-thru only, and include homemade coleslaw…

OLAF FUB SEZ: A vacation thought from Pulitzer Prize-winning newspaper columnist Russell Baker, born on this date in 1925, “The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.” . . . ALL EARS – St. Luke’s Mission of Mercy will benefit from the all-you-can-eat Great Corn Roast from 3 to 8 p.m. Tuesday at the Donald Spoth Farm…

OLAF FUB SEZ: According to Apple Inc. co-founder Steve Wozniak, born on this date in 1950, “Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.” . . . CLEAN HOUSE – State Sen. Tim Kennedy will sponsor a free electronics recycling collection from 9:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. Saturday in AppleTree Business Park, 2875 Union Road, Cheektowaga, in conjunction with Sunnking…

OLAF FUB SEZ: According to President Herbert Hoover, born on this date in 1874, “About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends.” . . . OOPS! – The organizers of the annual Scouter Citizens of the Year Golf Tournament on Aug. 28 at the Lancaster Country Club report that they submitted the wrong phone number for James Battaglia, the man to contact…

OLAF FUB SEZ: According to English author and fisherman Izaak Walton, born on this date in 1593: “No man can lose what he never had.” . . . BIRTH OF A NATION – Revolutionary War Living History Weekend, the only Revolutionary War event in Erie County, takes place from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Saturday and Sunday at the Hull Family Home and Farmstead, 5976 Genesee St. at Pa…

OLAF FUB SEZ: A thought from poet Sara Teasdale, born on this date in 1884, “I make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes.” . . . MEOW MIX – Ten Lives Club, the cat rescue and adoption agency in Blasdell, will hold a grand opening ceremony for its new adoption location in Eastern Hills Mall in Clarence from 5 to 7 p.m. Thursday. Ribbon-cutting …

OLAF FUB SEZ: According to humorist and radio show host Garrison Keillor, born on this date in 1942, “A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table. There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about.” . . . THE COLOR PURPLE – It’s National Purple Heart Day. In honor of our servicemen and women who were wounded or gave…

OLAF FUB SEZ: According to British poet Percy Bysshe Shelley, born on this date in 1792, “When my cats aren’t happy, I’m not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they’re just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.” . . . WHAT’S IT WORTH? – Two experts will be featured as the West Seneca Historical Society and Museum, 919 Mill R…

OLAF FUB SEZ: Advice from former Buffalo Bills coach Marv Levy, born on this date in 1925: “Plan your work and work your plan.” . . .   GOOD READS – An estimated 70,000 books will be for sale at bargain prices from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Saturday as the North Tonawanda History Museum, 54 Webster St., North Tonawanda, holds its seasonal used book sale. Paperbacks are 50…

OLAF FUB SEZ: According to Warner Bros. film studio boss Jack Warner, born on this date in 1892, “If it’s anything I can’t stand, it’s yes-men. When I say no, I want you to say no, too." . . . THANKS FOR SERVING – St. Christopher Church, 2660 Niagara Falls Blvd., Town of Tonawanda, is giving special recognition to the men and women who serve in the military dur…

OLAF FUB SEZ: According to cartoonist Tom Wilson, creator of “Ziggy” and born on this date in 1931, “Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.” . . . FINAL BELLS – Linda Dzuris, of Clemson University in Clemson, S.C., will be guest carilloneur at 7 p.m. Wednesday for the last performance in this summer’s Carillon C…

OLAF FUB SEZ: According to Nobel Prize-winning economist Milton Friedman, born on this date in 1912, “If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in five years there’d be a shortage of sand.” . . . PLAN AHEAD – Licensed real estate broker Michael Olear, of MJ Peterson, will present a free informational seminar for seniors and caregivers at 1…

OLAF FUB SEZ: According to cartoonist Jim Davis, creator of “Garfield” and born on this date in 1945, “Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” . . . BIG BARGAINS – A garage sale to support the Western New York Walk to End Alzheimer’s 2017 will be held from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Friday and Saturday at 296 School St.…