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OLAF FUB SEZ: According to Irish playwright Oscar Wilde, born on this date in 1854, “I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.” . . . WING IT – South Buffalo Post 721, American Legion, at 136 Cazenovia St., is starting a Wing Night from 6 to 9 p.m. tonight. Chicken wings are 65 cents each, minimum order of …

OLAF FUB SEZ: According to comedian Lenny Bruce, born on this date in 1925, “If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.” . . . BORN TO SHOP – Veterans of Foreign Wars Post 8113 (the Chicken Coop), 299 Leydecker Road, West Seneca, will hold its fall flea market from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Saturday. For info, call Janice Misuraca …

OLAF FUB SEZ: According to comedian and activist Dick Gregory, born on this date in 1932, “You hear entertainers all the time, saying, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for this, I’d do it for free.’ When’s the last time you ever heard a business person say, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for being chairman of British Petroleum, I’d do it for free’?” . . . CHANGE OF…

OLAF FUB SEZ: According to novelist Elmore Leonard, born on this date in 1925, “If work was a good thing, the rich would have it all and not let you do it.” . . . FALL FEAST – The Newstead Historical Society will hold its annual Harvest Dinner at 6 p.m. Thursday in L. L. Tillman Post 900, American Legion, 9 Eckerson Ave., Akron. Turkey dinners are $15, all you can …

OLAF FUB SEZ: According to singer and songwriter Oscar Brown Jr., born on this date in 1926, “I’ve always lived by this golden rule/ Whatever happens, don’t blow your cool.” . . . OLAF ONLINE EXTRA TURNING TABLES – Go out to eat breakfast, lunch or dinner today at one of 90 restaurants in Erie, Niagara and Chautauqua counties that are taking part in the 15th a…

OLAF FUB SEZ: According to Norwegian adventurer and ethnographer Thor Heyerdahl, born on this date in 1914, “Progress is man’s ability to complicate simplicity.” . . . WINNING TICKETS – The Auxiliary of the Wilson Conservation Club, 2934 Wilson-Cambria Road, Wilson, will hold its Fall Basket Auction beginning at noon Saturday with drawings at 2 p.m. The club also…

OLAF FUB SEZ: According to “Family Circus” cartoonist Bil Keane, born on this date in 1922, “Yesterday’s the past, tomorrow’s the future, but today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.” . . . LET’S EAT – Bennett Wells Post 1780, American Legion, 1356 E. Delavan Ave. at Courtland Avenue, will serve a fish fry from 3 to 6 p.m. Friday. For orde…

OLAF FUB SEZ: According to newspaperman and short story writer Damon Runyon, born on this date in 1880, “The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that’s the way to bet.” . . . BARGAIN HUNT – Find books, music, housewares, toys and electronics at the annual rummage sale and baked goods sale at Kenilworth United Church of Christ, 45 Da…

OLAF FUB SEZ: A reflection from novelist Thomas Wolfe, born on this date in 1900, “All things on earth point home in old October; sailors to sea, travellers to walls and fences, hunters to field and hollow and the long voice of the hounds, the lover to the love he has forsaken.” . . . PRESENT DANGER – Tiffany Lankes and Lou Michel, the Buffalo News reporters who wr…

OLAF FUB SEZ: According to Indian independence leader Mahatma Ghandi, born on this date in 1869, “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.” . . . LAST CHANCE – Today is the deadline for luncheon reservations for the 119th President’s Round Table hosted by the Western New York Federation of Women’s Clubs. It takes place O…

OLAF FUB SEZ: According to Spanish author Miguel de Cervantes, born on this date in 1547, “In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd.” . . . HOME STRETCH – The final two performances of “The Homewood Theater Company Takes a Vacation,” a humorous look at traveling, will be staged at 7:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday in the Williamsville Lehigh V…

OLAF FUB SEZ: A favorite lyric from the actor and rock singer Meat Loaf, born Marvin Lee Aday on this date in 1947, “You took the words right out of my mouth/ It must have been while you were kissing me.” . . . HUNGRY? – Trinity Episcopal Church, 371 Delaware Ave., will host a Chiavetta’s chicken barbecue from 11:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. Thursday. Dinners are $11 and…

OLAF FUB SEZ: According to former New Jersey Gov. Christine Todd Whitman, born on this date in 1946, “Anyone who thinks that they are too small to make a difference has never tried to fall asleep with a mosquito in the room.” . . . STITCH IN TIME – The Buffalo/Niagara Chapter of the American Sewing Guild will begin its new season at 6:30 p.m. Wednesday in St. Peter…

OLAF FUB SEZ: Advice from cartoonist and children’s book author Shel Silverstein, born on this date in 1930, “If you’re a bird, be an early bird. But if you’re a worm, sleep late.” . . . SCIENTIFIC METHOD – A discussion led by Jim Guido, a retired physics teacher and a leader in the WNY STEM Hub, will be featured at 12:30 p.m. Tuesday in the IMAGINE Buffalo l…

OLAF FUB SEZ: According to longtime Los Angeles Dodgers baseball manager Tommy Lasorda, born on this date in 1927, “Talking about your troubles is no good. Eighty percent of your friends don’t care and the rest are glad.” . . . REUNION TIME – Last-minute correction for info submitted by the Mount St. Joseph Alumnae for their annual Mass and luncheon in Classics V…