Buffalo, they're coming for you.
This isn't just reference to a memorable Jack Eichel quote; it's relevant to a Dyngus Day challenge from Troy, NY, a city just north of Albany, which aims to outdo Buffalo in its celebration on March 28.
"Buffalo might be the Dyngus Day Capital of the World, but I have two words to say to that: 'Enjoyski Troyski,'" said Adam Siemiginowski, owner of The Hill at Muza, a new Polish restaurant and beer garden in Troy. ("Enjoy Troy" is a popular expression of civic pride in that city.)
To Siemiginowski's credit, he's done his Dyngus Day research: he mentions polka music, playful pussy-willow whipping and the Anderson Cooper saga of 2012. His restaurant will sell handmade pierogi and "even butter shaped like a lamb," which, let's face it, would sound rather foreign to most people outside Buffalo.
It will be tough for Troy to catch up to Buffalo, though, which celebrates the post-Lenten Polish party with a major parade, a tent with polka and ample Tyskie, a lively gathering in the Adam Mickiewicz Library, buses roving between Dyngus Day bars and more events strewn across the city.
Good luck, Troy. You have quite the mountain to climb.
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