UNEASY RIDER DEPARTMENT
Spotted on a "Bobby Petrino Motorcycle Club" T-shirt, $22.99 at Skreened.com: "If you can read this the blonde fell off!"
It would take 18,500 of the Rangers' $26 hot dogs to pay the $481,000 salary of pitching prospect Mark Hamburger.
THE NEW FELIX AND OSCAR?
Elisabeth Vincentelli of the N.Y. Post, reviewing the "Magic/Bird" play on Broadway: "Basically 'The Odd Couple' with hoops."
SINGING THE BLUES
Carrie Underwood on the antidote for husband Mike Fisher's NHL playoff beard: "I'm going to stop shaving, too. Just kidding!"
At TheOnion.com: "Nation asks head coaches to just sit tight and try not to do anything terrible for a while."
-- Dwight Perry, Seattle Times