1. ADDICTED TO SNEAKERS?
Former NFL player Warren Sapp has filed for bankruptcy, listing 240 pairs of Air Jordans as one of his assets. He probably was looking for the one pair that would help the 330-pounder be like Mike.
2. TEBOW HAS THE POWER
About 15,000 people turned up for an Easter service in Texas featuring Tim Tebow. That ought to show anyone who thinks the Jets don't have a prayer this year.
3. PROBATION CALLING?
The Baylor men's and women's basketball teams may be in trouble with the NCAA concerning 1,200 impermissible calls and texts sent to prospects during a 29-month span starting in 2008. Let's hope the school had an unlimited usage plan.
4. UNKIND CUT
Marlins pitcher Mark Buehrle managed to make his debut despite slicing the thumb on his pitching hand while opening a jar of mayonnaise. From now on, Mark, hold the mayo.
5. AMEN BEACH?
A patron at the Masters tournament was arrested for trying to steal sand from a bunker by placing it in his beer cup. Sounds like he didn't let the adult beverage go to waste beforehand.
-- Budd Bailey