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Come one, come all to reunion

Dear Miss Manners: I am in charge of my high school class reunion, and I have just one question: Is it proper to invite former classmates who did not graduate with the rest of us?

I know of several former classmates who are in our senior yearbook, but did not receive their diplomas from our alma mater. Some transferred to another school prior to completing their senior year; others dropped out.

Should all receive an invitation? Or just those that received their diploma? What if one transferred or dropped out before senior year?

Gentle Reader: The person in charge of the reunion is supposed to be an alumni cheerleader who carries on about what fun it will be and exhorts everyone to attend. Surely you long since left behind that cafeteria table gang whose self-appointed mission was to freeze out those they considered unqualified.

The idea of a reunion is to see people with whom you went to school. Please include everyone. Miss Manners doesn't want you to have to explain why the person everyone wants to see, the dropout who is now a computer billionaire, was not allowed to attend.

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Give 'em a nod

Dear Miss Manners: If a lady is going quietly about her business and a man unknown to her intrudes on her thoughts with, "Hi, how are you today?" I'm sure you'd advise her to ignore him.

However, what response do you recommend if one is accosted not on a public street but in the aisle of one's local supermarket -- whose employees have undoubtedly been instructed to make these "friendly" overtures to customers?

The last time this occurred, I happened to be contemplating some unpleasant medical news I'd been given an hour earlier and had difficulty summoning a polite response. I don't mind chatting with my favorite cashiers (those who haven't yet been replaced by machines) as I check out, and I appreciate the managers who help me if I'm having trouble finding an item. The rest of the time, I'd rather be left in peace. What should I do?

Gentle Reader: Nod pleasantly. There is a significant difference between an attempt to make friends by strangers on the street and a conventional greeting from the employee of a store you have entered. Miss Manners is sorry about your bad medical news, but it does not allow you to snub a legitimate acknowledgment. Conversation is not necessary -- you need merely to nod, say hello, before you speed down the aisle.

Send questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com, or to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com.