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You might be a suburbanite if ...

   My next-door-desk neighbor and onetime suburban resident Steve Watson suggested today's column idea about how to tell if you're a suburbanite. He also offered several lines, most of which were stereotypical and mean-spirited. (And funny.)

   Many of the ones in the column apply to me and to other suburbanites I know. For example, I have a refrigerator in my garage, but only because we couldn't get it in the house. My daughter and I counted the days until our Mighty Taco opened a drive-thru lane. And if you want to talk sump pumps, I'm your guy.

   But I sense that I just scratched the suburban surface with this topic. So how about it? What are some other ways to know if you're officially a suburbanite?

   --- Bruce Andriatch


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