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Power Rankings / Mark Gaughan ranks all 32 teams

Last week in parentheses

1 New England Patriots: Tom & Gisele spending day off watching Bills video. (1)

2 Indianapolis Colts: Off to worst start in three years! (13-0 in '05; 9-0 in '06) (2)

3 Dallas Cowboys: TO has nine TDs in eight games vs. G-Men. (3)

4 Pittsburgh Steelers: Harrison makes Steelers fans say Joey Who? (7)

5 Green Bay Packers: Free Limburger for lunch on 1st Sat. of month at Shannon Pub. (8)

6 New York Giants: Litmus tests: G-Men face Cowboys, then Lions. (5)

7 Tennessee Titans: VY's rating is 43.5 vs. Jags. (6)

8 Detroit Lions: Eyeing first playoff berth since '99. (10)

9 Jacksonville Jaguars: The Fabulous Moolah died this week. (9)

10 San Diego Chargers: Can't afford more slip-ups. (4)

11 New Orleans Saints: Brees has his mojo back. (19)

12 Washington Redskins: A soft 5-3. (11)

13 Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Good news: Devil Rays getting new uniforms. (17)

14 Cleveland Browns: Lost 14 of last 15 to "Stillers." (21)

15 Kansas City Chiefs: Herm closer to benching Damon Huard. (14)

16 Seattle Seahawks: Alexander's body language says "No mas." (15)

17 Carolina Panthers: Rookie LB Jon Beason leads 'em in tackles. (12)

18 Buffalo Bills: Have sixth best turnover differential. (24)

19 Minnesota Vikings: Peterson should wear an "S" on his chest. (26)

20 Baltimore Ravens: McNair looks 34 going on 44. (13)

21 Houston Texans: Getting Andre Johnson back. (25)

22Chicago Bears: DE Mark Anderson has 16 sacks in 24 games. (20)

23 Philadelphia Eagles: Can't hate the Flyers anymore with Biron & Briere. (18)

24 Denver Broncos: Leaking oil, dropped the transmission. (16)

25 Arizona Cardinals: Have never had a winning record at midseason since move to AZ in '88. (22)

26 Cincinnati Bengals: Are 7-14 in last 21 games. (23)

27 Oakland Raiders: Houston ran for 178. (27)

28 Atlanta Falcons: 30th in scoring. (30)

29 San Francisco 49ers: Frisco now behind Vegas as restaurant city. (28)

30 New York Jets: Wondering whatever happened to Johnny Sample. (29)

31 Miami Dolphins: Bills fans feel pity for Fish -- NOT! (31)

32 St. Louis Rams: There's a great Beatles store in downtown St. Louis. (32)

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