OLAF FUB SEZ: According to American author Kurt Vonnegut, "We are what we pretend to be so we must be careful what we pretend to be."
ON THIS DAY -- In 1801, the House of Representatives broke an electoral tie between Thomas Jefferson and Aaron Burr, electing Jefferson president. Burr became vice president. . . . In 1865, Columbia, S.C., burned as Confederates evacuated and Union forces moved in. It's not known which side set the fire. . . . In 1897, the forerunner of the National PTA, the National Congress of Mothers, was founded in Washington. . . . In 1904, Giacomo Puccini's opera "Madame Butterfly" was poorly received at its world premiere in Milan, Italy. . . . In 1964, the Supreme Court ruled that congressional districts within each state had to be roughly equal in population.
He bought all the latest
In climbing gear
When he mistook a mole hill
For a mountain, poor dear.
-- Barb Zubrowski
CHICKEN BARBECUE dinners will be served from noon to 5 p.m. Sunday by the Sports Boosters of St. Mary's High School at the school, 142 Laverack Drive, Lancaster. Tickets will be available at the door for $8.
IN IRAQ -- Army Pvt. Edward S. Klee Jr., a 1996 graduate of Lackawanna High School, has been deployed to Camp Taji in Iraq. He is a cannon crew member regularly assigned to the 542nd Maintenance Company at Fort Campbell, Ky. His parents are Edward and Carol M. Klee of Blasdell.
YOUTH AWARDS -- The Town of Hamburg Youth Bureau is accepting nominations for this year's service to youth awards given in volunteer and professional categories for individuals who have shown a high degree of dedication to youth development.
Applications are available at the Youth Bureau in the Frontier Community Learning Center, 4540 Southwestern Blvd., or by calling 646-9406, Ext. 264. Winners will be honored at a banquet May 3.
DOORS OPEN at 10 a.m. March 4, in Delevan Fire Training Center on Route 16 for a silent auction to benefit Delevan United Methodist Church. Drawing time is 11:30. Refreshments will be available.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY -- Lucy McCabe, Paul D. Gavigan, Gina Grekulek, Lu Ess, Lura Czopp Barnum, Audrey Newer, Mike Czerniak, Laura Anne Lublin, Norman P. Ryan, Elaine Lombardo, Susan LoTempio, Shannon Scheu, Karen Steele, Bonnie Morningstar, Ben LeRoy.
SATURDAY -- Sister Margaret Mahoney, Louis Kowal, Lisa Panek, Marilyn Publisi, Tom Stumm, Eric Macijewski, Tracy Will, Beth Genco, Greg Wisniewski, Jane Jacobi, Marcella Weich, Matthew Maury, Mark Saunders, Colleen Allman, Katie Przybyl, Barb Yzar, Anthony Nicoletta, Matt Gryta.
AND SUNDAY -- Sam Wilson, Joe Buczkowski, Traci Amorosi, Jessica Sobczyk, Pamela Reese, Margaret Henrich, Madonna Ring, Sharon Hassett, Emily Braun, Michelle Kranz, Mickey Pijanowski, Erin Gannon, Molly Heidi, Michael Chase III, Tom Dixon, Cindy Tomascko, Molly Higgins, Melvin Klumpp.