OLAF FUB SEZ: According to American actress Celeste Holm, "We live by encouragement and die without it -- slowly, sadly and angrily."
ON THIS DAY -- In 1564, Italian astronomer Galileo Galilei was born in Pisa. . . . In 1764, the city of St. Louis was established. . . . In 1820, American suffragist Susan B. Anthony was born in Adams, Mass. . . . In 1879, President Rutherford B. Hayes signed a bill allowing female attorneys to argue cases before the Supreme Court. . . . In 1898, the United States battleship Maine mysteriously blew up in Havana Harbor, bringing the United States closer to war with Spain. . . . In 1933, President-elect Franklin D. Roosevelt escaped an assassination attempt in Miami that claimed the life of Chicago Mayor Anton J. Cermak. . . . In 1989, the Soviet Union announced that the last of its troops had left Afghanistan after more than nine years of intervention.
NOW WE KNOW -- The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, Olaf has been informed by a "reliable" and trusted source. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
FREE ASSISTANCE -- D'Youville College students in the Students in Free Enterprise program are once again offering free tax-return preparation help for people who cannot afford paid professional service.
The students are trained by the Internal Revenue Service and New York State Tax Department in the preparation of basic returns for low-income taxpayers. In 2005, students filed more than 350 returns, saving the taxpayers more than $50,000 in tax preparation fees and securing approximately $500,0000 in refunds.
The program also offers free help to people with special needs, including those with disabilities, and non-English speaking people as well as older taxpayers who file forms 1040EZ or the basic 1040 federal form. The free service is offered from 3 to 7 p.m. Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday and from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. Saturday in the Business Development Center on the sixth floor of the Alt Building, 585 Prospect Ave.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY -- Georgia M. Jones, Joanne Buczkowski, Rose Giglia, Tracy Magliato, Michael Morrisette, Derek Ring, Margaret Ring, Brian Ruhl, Agnes Mulqueen, Hannah Roustum, Olivia Roustum, Don Siuta, Therese Pitrelli, Jennifer Muscato, Bob Arent, Jeanine Kacala.
AND THURSDAY -- Sibby Puma, Kristine Jordan-Edbauer, Joanna Eberl, Tom McFall, Allison O'Leary, Kenneth Senker, Nell Cavanaugh, Neil Cavanaugh, Jillene Krause, Mary Ann Cavalleri, Tiffany Zachowicz, Dawn Bulinski.