Maybe it was enemy spies looking to trash Mary Martino, winner of last week's Democratic primary for South Council member. Why else would someone steal her garbage can?
A few weeks back, Ms. Martino discovered one of her garbage cans missing from the back of her house. It was filled with trash at the time. She hasn't a clue on who would steal such a thing or why. She also has no plans to pay ransom for the can.
And one more thing.
"I apparently don't have to pay the city's garbage fee," she said with a snicker. "Someone else is picking up my garbage."