OLAF FUB SEZ: According to a Japanese proverb, "Keep your mouth shut, your eyes open." . . .
ON THIS DAY -- In 1814, Francis Scott Key wrote "The Star-Spangled Banner."
I wish that watching the kids
Were like watching TV and eating candy.
Life would be easy and sweet
And the remote would come in handy.
-- Diana Notaro
HAM DINNERS will be served from noon to 2 p.m. Sunday in St. Peter's Evangelical Lutheran Church, 4169 Church Road (North Ridge), Lockport. The tab is $6.50 for adults and $3 for children 6 to 12. Children 5 and younger free. . . .
REAL-LIFE WAR STORIES will be swapped later this month when members of Army Company K, 97th Division, 387th Regiment, hold their reunion in Buffalo. About a dozen members of the unit, which served in Germany during World War II, are expected for the event Sept. 29 to Oct. 2. The host is Donald Gagnon of the City of Tonawanda, a member of the unit. A highlight will be a tour of the Buffalo Naval and Military Park on Oct. 2. . . .
CHOWDER SALE -- Trinity Evangelical Lutheran Church, 4809 South Newstead Road, Akron, is having a chowder sale beginning at noon Saturday. Visitors can enjoy a bowl of chowder in Fellowship Hall. Beverages and homemade pies and cakes will be available, too. Chowder can be bought by the quart or gallon to take home, but purchasers must furnish their own containers.
Meanwhile, the Ladies of Trinity will be holding a "Country Kitchen Mini-Bazaar" featuring canned goods, handcrafted items and baked goods, according to a note from Donna Kumpf. . . .
LAST CALL -- The Cheektowaga Central High School Class of 1979 reunion will be held from 8 p.m. to midnight Sept. 25 at the Steer, 3151 Main St. The tab will be $10 per person. For details or to make a reservation, call Judy Moskal-Fenski at 897-5050. . . .
41ST TIME -- Amherst Presbyterian Church, 151 S. Youngs Road (across from the Erie Community College North Campus), will hold its 41st annual chicken barbecue, craft show and raffle from 4:30 to 7 p.m. Saturday.
Tickets are $6.50 for adults and $3 for children, and includes chicken, baked potato, salad, roll, pie and beverage. Adult takeout orders will cost $7. . . .
HAPPY BIRTHDAY -- Leonard Coniglio, Rich Hardy, Greg Minor, Charles Ventura Jr., Carol Gielinski, Helen Sasiadek, Geri Mangone, Barbara Keller, Lu Brown, Nicole Kujawaski, Rita Spinelli, Sam Ricupito, Dennis Kleinsmith, Timmy Sands, Brenden Bell, Barbara Kane, Stephanie Howard, John Broeneman, Mary Miller, Helen Bisco, Kate Panek, Rich Hardy, Elsie Severn, Melissa Ann McCormick, Paul Melohusky, Dorothy Coles, Jessica Clohessy, Marge Swan.