OLAF FUB SEZ: According to the Talmud, "If there is no knowledge, there is no understanding; if there is no understanding, there is no knowledge." . . .
ON THIS DAY -- In 1608, John Smith was elected president of the Jamestown colony council in Virginia . . . In 1813, an American naval force commanded by Oliver H. Perry defeated the British in the War of 1812 Battle of Lake Erie . . . In 1846, Elias Howe received a patent for his sewing machine . . . In 1939, Canada declared war on Germany . . . In 1945, Vidkun Quisling was sentenced to death in Norway for collaborating with the Nazis . . . In 1948, American-born Mildred Gillars, who became the Nazi wartime broadcaster "Axis Sally," was indicted in Washington, D.C., for treason. She was convicted and served 12 years in prison . . . In 1979, four Puerto Rican nationalists imprisoned for a 1954 attack on the House of Representatives and a 1950 attempt on the life of President Harry Truman were granted clemency by President Jimmy Carter . . . In 1998, President Bill Clinton met with members of his Cabinet to apologize, ask forgiveness and promise to improve as a person in the wake of the Monica Lewinsky scandal. . . .
FREE SCREENINGS for cancer, high cholesterol, diabetes and other medical problems will be provided at the second annual Community Health Fair from 8:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. Sunday at Immaculate Conception School, 8791 S. Main St. (Route 62), in Eden.
The health fair is the brainchild of seven Registered Nurses concerned about community health, according to Kathy Kotwicki, R.N., chairwoman of this year's fair. Thirty organizations, including Roswell Park Cancer Institute and other health care providers, are supporting the fair. For more information, call 992-3089. . . .
ARTISANS will be demonstrating old-time skills, including blacksmithing and weaving, from 1 to 5 p.m. Sunday at the Cobblestone Society's annual Old Timers' Day at the Cobblestone Museum Grounds, Routes 98 and 104, in Childs, two miles north of Albion. Admission is $4 , but members and kids under 8 get in free. A historical marker will be placed at the Cobblestone Schoolhouse. Antiques will be appraised for a fee. There will be music, a petting zoo and food (not necessarily in that order). For more information, call 589-9013. . . .
A BENEFIT for David Ruda will be held from 6:30 to 11 p.m. Sept. 18, at the Lakeview Fire Hall, 2011 Lakeview Road (between Routes 5 and 20), in Lakeview. A donation of $20 will be collected at the door and includes pop, beer, munchies and entertainment.
Ruda is self-employed, married and has three children. He has renal cancer and faces a long term of treatments. He hasn't been able to work for three months. Donations also can be sent to "Friends of David Ruda, in care of M&T Bank, 6000 South Park Ave., Hamburg, N.Y. 14075." For more information, call 627-5956. . . .
A BENNETT BASH -- Members of the Bennett High School classes of 1948 and 1949 will hold a reunion dinner and dance at 7:30 p.m. Sept. 25, at the Buffalo Marriott Hotel, according to a reminder from Philip C. Wilson of East Amherst. For additional information, call Sissy Leman Van Slyke at 646-5608. . . .
HAPPY BIRTHDAY -- Michael Krakomberger, Carolyn Schaus, Mary Ann Ketterer, Mike Ring, Manley Anderson, Rachel Quinn Berg, Joanne Pantano, Dr. Joanne Massucci, Ed Covino, Cheryl Ann Casey-Corsaro, Elizabeth Kolle, Norma Hamann, Paul Palisano, Theresa Homyak, Jan Heimiller, Shania Kelley, Randal Warnke, Mickey Dubel, Angie Zakrzewski, Sue Farry, Jacob Kaczmarek, Bob Wickett, Robert Bosworth, Betty Bullett, Nicole Getman, Cathy Holcomb, Janet Cornelius, Bob Walter, Jonathon McGovern, Paul Salzman Sr., Cornelius Stewart Jr., Carolyn Ferreira.
SATURDAY -- Alice Buczkowski, Sylvia Zielinski, Joan Rokitka, Mike Dennis, Judy Novelli, Dr. Francis O'Donnell, Paul Lang, Christine Stelmach, Pete Cournan Sr., Lyn Cera, Linda Edbauer, Bonnie Andol, Jessica Pijanowski, Lori Clapper, Richard Santucci, Ben Montesano, Wesley Alan Kless, Kathleen Quinlivan Gregg, Meg Richardson, Betty Engl, Lori Urbabanzyk.
AND SUNDAY -- Karen Grady, Janet Meiselman, Justine Welch, Clyde Davis, Oneal Fields, Elizabeth Marie Harris, Sue Panek, Jackie Ring, Andrew Greco, Christine Zanghi, Marjorie Sansonese, Kay Bogulski, Kelly Best, Michelle Nowicki, Ray Wrazen, Ray Winspear, Glenn Greenway, C.J. Tanyi, Gene Drebot, Sue Panek, John Mickler, Krisen Handzlik, Lori Beaudin, Susan Westberg.