A man sits before a television set. A voice from the set begins, "In the CBS-Viacom deal look what you get: Movies! MTV! Radio! Videos! Nickelodeon! New Media! Theme Parks! Billboards! Showtime! Just about every kind of entertainment and advertising you could want!"
The man asks aloud, "What about news?"
The voice from the TV says, "This IS the news!"
POSTSCRIPT: And that's the way it is.