OLAF FUB SEZ: By the time you figure out how to raise your kids, they're grown up. . . .
ON THIS DAY -- In 1832, John C. Calhoun became the first vice president of the United States to resign. He stepped down because of differences with President Andrew Jackson . . . In 1856, Thomas Woodrow Wilson, who grew up to become the 28th president of the United States, was born in Staunton, Va. . . . In 1869, William Finley Semple of Mount Vernon, Ohio, received a patent for "the combination of rubber with other articles in any proportions adapted to the formation of an acceptable chewing gum" . . . In 1937, composer Maurice Ravel died in Paris. . . .
ENDURING HOAX -- On this day in 1917, a hoax was born when the New York Evening Mail published "A Neglected Anniversary," a facetious essay by H.L. Mencken on the history of bathtubs in America. Mencken, who lived in Baltimore, wrote that Erie County's own Millard Fillmore was the first president to have a bathtub installed in the White House. To Mencken's disbelief, many of his readers regarded his spoof as the truth. . . .
Winter is upon us,
Take out your warm clothes.
Bundle up when you go out
From your head to the tips of your toes.
-- Mario Miranda
NORDIC CHALLENGE -- Ann E. Weidman of the Chautauqua County Vacationland Association sent a reminder that the Chautauqua Nordic Challenge, a 12-kilometer cross-country ski race, is scheduled for Saturday, Jan. 19, at the Chautauqua Institution, off Route 394. Those who register in any of the three categories by Jan. 5 will be guaranteed free T-shirts.
Pre-race registration will be held the morning of the race. Entry forms may be obtained at ski and sports shops or by writing the Jamestown YMCA, 101 East Fourth St., Jamestown, N.Y., 14701. The challenge will begin at 10 a.m. and all skiers must be off the course by 1 p.m. . . .
HAPPY BIRTHDAY -- Norm Daley, Dick Broker, Tom Byron, Maura Carr, Sylvia Cenname, Hildegarde Coyle, Robert Delaney, Joey Dygulski, Jack Dochstader, Kenny Egan, Thelma Hill, Kenneth Hoffman, Tim Leary, Jean Allen Mayer, Kay Novy, Gerry Nostrant, Michael O'Laughlin, Bryan Pischka, Laurie Root, Patty Scheu, Helen Stokes, Ashley Lynn Sturm, Andy Sullivan, Rose J. Tyrpak, Frank Waz, Jimmy Wojcik, Olive Young, Paul Zakrzewski.
AND SATURDAY -- Margaret Thompson, Louis Fernandez, Patti Hertzfeld, Julia Cacavas, Angie Golembiewski, Frances Johnston, Marie Kaczor, Billy Ray VanHorn, Katie Farley, Kevin Walsh, Charles Panepinto, Judy Powell, Christopher J. Maggio, Toni Malczewski, Donald L. Mix, Jennifer Ball, Sue Dulkiewicz, Jill Tibbetts, Laurel Ruch, Ann Lomax, Thomas Everett.