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YOUR LEACHIN' HEART

Hey, cowpokes! Asked to compose titles for ecologically aware country songs, Advertising Age magazine readers suggested:

"I Tried to Dump You (But the Landfill Was Full)"

"All My Environmentally Conscious Friends Are Coming Over Tonight"

"Our Love Is Like a Diaper (Ain't Never Gonna Wither Away)"

"Got That Old Recycled Feeling ('Cause You Done Used Me Again)"

"If the Whole World's Gettin' Warmer (Why Can't You Get Warmer, Too?)"

"Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up Wearin' Pampers"

"I'm Sippin' a Six-Pack and Snippin' the Rings Over You"

"Who's Gonna Turn the Compost When You're Gone?"