Barbara Walters: "I'm tired of asking celebrities what are to me the same questions. . . . If one more person cries on my special, I'm going to throw a pie in their face."
Miami Beach commissioner Abe Hirschfeld after expectorating on Miami Herald reporter Bonnie Weston: "In my opinion, the most powerful weapon a person can have is spitting. You have to defend yourself. I did it in self-defense. I had no other choice."