OLAF FUB SEZ: According to Fairfax Cone, "Advertising is what you do when you can't go see somebody. That's all it is." . . .
ON THIS DAY -- In 1804, Napoleon Bonaparte, accompanied by Josephine, was inaugurated as Emperor Napoleon I by Pope Pius VII in the cathedral of Notre Dame in Paris. He placed the crown on his head with his own hands . . . In 1816, the first savings bank in the United States -- the Philadelphia Savings Fund Society -- opened for business . . . In 1823, President James Monroe outlined his doctrine opposing European expansion in the Western Hemisphere . . . In 1927, Henry Ford unveiled his Model A Ford, successor to his famous Model T. The price of the new model was $385. . . .
GERMAN MASS -- The annual German Christmas Mass at Canisius College will be held at noon Dec. 9 in Christ the King Chapel. The Very Rev. James M. Demske, president of Canisius, will celebrate the Mass and deliver a homily in German. A reception will follow in the Grupp Fireside Lounge of the Student Center. . . .
PAPER-CUT DESIGNS by local artist Barbara Frackiewicz can be seen at 4 p.m. today at the First Sunday at Four series in Ascension Church, 16 Linwood Ave. The Buried Treasures ensemble will perform. A reception will follow. . . .
RECOVERING from surgery in Buffalo General Hospital is Bill Coughlin, who had been a longtime member of the Buffalo Courier-Express sports staff. Friends tell Olaf that he would enjoy receiving cards. . . .
GEORGE W. COLLINS JR. has been named the general chairman of "A Taste of Buffalo 1991." The annual food festival that takes place in downtown Buffalo has been scheduled for July 13-14. Maureen Rose and Frank Sardina are vice chairmen of the event. . . .
ELECTION of officers will be the main item of business at the next scheduled meeting of the Polish Genealogical Society of Western New York at 7 p.m. Dec. 13 in the Reinstein Memorial Library on Harlem Road in Cheektowaga. The public is invited. . . .
HAPPY BIRTHDAY -- D.J. Deschamps, William F. Anderson Sr., Christa McFall, Mark Fields, Kyle Mietl, Nan C. Butler, Michelle Watson, Mary B. Burns, Conrad Schlifke, Kathy Bauld, Matthew Robert Billings, Barbara Kirk, Cindy Baumgartner, Karen Tullenello, Mike Rickard, Joe Rogowski, Jennifer Lynn Grenne, James Mahoney, Jennifer Vogel, Lindy Redmond, Patricia Nicholoff, Dawn Marie Rooth, Bill McFarlane, Glenn Davis Jr.